My Sophomore Year

 


I started my sophomore year in the Fall and I was ready for my Tofranil again, mostly because my parents begged me to get back on it. Once again, I became a representative on the class council. I was also invited to join both Key Club and the social group Hi-Y, but I chose Hi-Y because of the girls. I got back to running the two mile race on the track team, and was elected secretary of Fellowship of Christian Athletes. I also attended my first Youth Legislature session at the State Capitol in Baton Rouge, attended my first Greater New Orleans Student Council Convention, and many Louisiana Association of Student Council workshops and Annual Convention. 


I realized, in hindsight, that it was probably my extracurricular activities that kept me interested in school at all, because my grades continued to suffer, and I only got by because of my cheating. To be perfectly honest, at this point, I hadn’t read a school book or completed a homework as- signment in years, and I was completely unprepared to move forward. I just floated along with the currents of the Jefferson Parish school system.


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