I’ll Take You Out!

 


Listen to me, young man...

I AM YOUR LOVING MOTHER! 

I brought you into this world...

And I can take you out like no other!


Look at me, boy...

When I’m talking to you!

If you don’t do as I say...

I slap your head with my shoe!


If you don’t clean up room...

I’ll put my fingernails in your arm... 

If you don’t listen to me...

I’ll do some real serious harm!


I’ll whip you on your backside... 

With my thick fat leather belt!

You won’t be able to sit for a week... 

You’ll never forget how it felt!


I don’t want any of your backtalk...

Or I’ll wash your mouth out with soap! 

So don’t give me any lip, buster...

Or I will take away all your hope!


Listen to me, young man...

I AM YOUR LOVING MOTHER! 

I brought you into this world...

And I can take you out like no other!


© 2022 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

My Wonder Years: A Book

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