Basketball Jones

 


Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo


I’ll never give up my hope...

Of playing basketball in the NBA...

I played basketball morning, noon and night... 

I played basketball everyday...


I played basketball on many teams... 

But mostly just one on one...

I never once bet on a basketball game... 

All we did was play for fun...


Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo


We never did much trash talking...

I let my dribbling define my game...

I dribbled like my idol, Pete Maravich...

I thought our jump shot was one in the same...


I play basketball on the school playground... 

And I play basketball at the JCC gym...

I like to play basketball against the bigger guys...

Because it was more special when I would win...


Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo


But when I went out for the team in high school... 

I stood proudly at 5’ 4”...

Even thought I thought I had the talent...

Micah Blunt used me to wipe up the floor...


While I never gave up my dream of playing... 

One day in the NBA...

I decided it was best for my safety...

To simply watch from the stands today...


Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones 

Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo


© 2022 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

My Wonder Years: A Book

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